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So here's what happened at christmas this year.....
Jake got into the finals of hot potato, or hot orange, i guess, but unfortunately lost to the kevinator.
We also played Limbo, Hip Hip Hooray, and a lame game of rock paper scissors to settle who won the last of the money.


At new years, we spent it at caro's house in the pdizzle. Lots of silly string, loud donkey horns and tooting to Prince!





Here is a picture of jake and kenny levatating.


We also adopted a kitten, his name is tuxedo, cause he's classy, and he is also a maniac, or in cat language a MEOWniac.




Jake and I just went on a recent trip to AZ to visit his relatives.

Montezuma's Castle


Grandpa Green's Famous Breakfast Sandwich mmmmmmmm


Snow in Flagstaff


Why, hellu~


The Sand Dunies off the 78


The Salton Sea filled with fish that couldn't hang.







gws

  • Oct. 31st, 2008 at 2:24 PM

get well soon little buddy!



fat

  • Oct. 30th, 2008 at 8:49 PM

why this happen?






Oct. 27th, 2008

  • 11:20 PM

Wow it's been like forever since I've been on this, Matt totally reminded me of it. Jake and I have been on so many adventures since amsterdam (i miss you amsterdam).
So much has happened..SEEEEEEE...

jake is a dr ,psych!


New years happened , and so did being drunk.


It was a hot summer in the valley, so hot we had to paddleboat


Christ mas hot potato, very nerve racking.




news and views on perspectives

  • Jun. 21st, 2007 at 1:21 AM

Here we are in Amsterdam for a few days already. Our clocks are fucked and we took a few hour nap at eight at night and now it's impossible to sleep. Just watching rad Euromusicvideos on TMF all night I guess. Speaking of which, check out Patrick Jumpen "Holiday" and also "Poing '07" by someone I don't remember. Both of them rule. Tomorrow we wake up early to take a bus to Antwerp and Brussels and I finally get to use my French (hopefully). We are worried about the bus being full of old Chinese tourists because they love bus tours for some reason, but I have a feeling it will be a fun mixed crowd. We have bitter lemon here in the room but it is a little warm. I can't wait for breakfast in the morning. The musicvideo on right now is real bad. Our reception was smoking a cigarrette while washing the dishes this morning and it looked funny. A dude tried to sell me ecstacy on the street, he said he would let me try it for free. whatthefuck? You let me take it, wait around with me for an hour while it kicks in and then ask if I want to buy more? Picture posting time!

Well that isn't working so maybe next time.

mountain goats are for cool guys

  • Apr. 16th, 2007 at 9:12 PM

secret highways are secret fun

burn to the bone

mmm sour patch kids

an ear-full of mountain

i live right... there!

hi cool guy

smiles for mileees

mmm mountain man



skipping stones

smile car!

car photographry

After the hour long drive through the pretty mountains we ended up going to ameobers and being very satisfied with our choices. mmhmmm

i got a devils punchbowl in my mind..

  • Apr. 16th, 2007 at 8:53 PM

somewhere in the desert.......

hello wise one

i guess it was an itchy head day?

huge-jung-goyd

from up top

squirt

jake foot

in your eye

suga cane mon'

almost to the punch, mmmm

scary animal in cave

oh no! watch out callie for the lurking jake!

cool shades....doooode.

callie rocks

It was really fun minus accidentaly getting on the wrong trail and crawling on our hands and knees on collapsing dirt and grabbing for twigs that couldn't support us to get back to the trail. :)

callie rocks


unfortuantely the results are in ....

easter olympics

even the branch knows the claw


emo.




this is why im dog, this is why you not.

  • Apr. 10th, 2007 at 3:40 PM


"you dont say."

hi kollin!

i hate split shifts.............

  • Apr. 10th, 2007 at 3:12 PM

so i was watching the yea right skate video, and there was this one part where they were in simi and some car reved his engine and sped off, and the typical response was. " woooah bro!"(sarcastic tone) and then someone said simi valley. I guess bros are bred here.

 
looks like the jaketeapot is ready.

ha it looks like your arm is my arm, i look like im gonna punch you like in old time boxing from the conan o brian show

canadas best

bitey ochnser

i just told bridgette a joke.

All time boner babies

  • Mar. 22nd, 2007 at 6:40 PM


man, yr hair is short in this picture.

the ever changing snake's

  • Mar. 15th, 2007 at 4:36 PM

nell'italiano:
"rosolare, annerisce, il biondo.lei di psshh lo nomina, il jakes è stato lí. l'ohhhhh si (la voce profonda)"



annerire

biondo

marrone e biondo

rosolare

ha ha the italian to english translation:
In the Italian:  "rosolare, blackens, the blond. she of psshh the appointment, the jakes lí was. the ohhhhh itself (the deep voice)"

That doesn't sound at all like, " in italian: brown, black, pssh blonde, you name it, jakes been there. ohhh yeah (deep voice).

thanks free translation.

"the ohhhh itself" hahaha

timelines

  • Mar. 15th, 2007 at 3:49 PM

old vs new.




christmas 2004-2006



thanksgiving 2005-2006



jake and i at disneyland



kollin and i

so many different hairstyles, so many differerent clothing styles, at least we all stayed the same skin color.

my secret wish....

  • Mar. 13th, 2007 at 6:44 PM


                    jake

       plus


                      Coop

  =
    my dream boy...Joop<3<3<3


.....i guess only in my dreams.

dina-hoes!

  • Mar. 13th, 2007 at 5:31 PM

On this day i went with jakes family to palm springs, and on the way home we stopped by some crazy dinosaur statue things.

A little gift shop lived in his stomache.

There was a little boy climbing on his tail, and the dad got pissed, the dad also had 5 million kids and couldn't keep them together, he kept on looking for them, his voice was very loud too.

brother ochsner, sister ochsner, turtle ochsner.

"oh, hey what's up?" (raptor voice)

Good thing there was graffiti in the mouth of the dinosaur, so artistic "no bs" i wonder what it means...No Bean Sprouts?


Hi callie teeth.


It's not like is was windy or whatever.

Horse legs buffalo, hmmm so rare now a days.

Just another cloudy dinosaur day

If you get Showalter, then I get Shetty...deal?

rexcuse me mr. snhakes-ruff!

  • Mar. 12th, 2007 at 9:37 PM



"(dog voice) hewwwo jaakke, it's me, your hrighschroofl crushh,whhhy don't you craallll me-wuuff ???!"

ostrich farm

  • Mar. 12th, 2007 at 9:31 PM

i went with jake and his family to tehatchipi, home of the ostrich farm.I learned that the ostrich only has a memory of  like 10 seconds or something like that,that sucks.....i also learned that the ostrich only has a memory of  like 10 seconds or something like that,that sucks.....

We passed some coachella windmills-yay wind power!

hey guys, whats up.

nice feet, wannabee dinosaur.

Foot war snakes~

oh no! don't look back larry!

lurkers.

Zoooo-ga-riffic!

  • Mar. 12th, 2007 at 9:03 PM

On this day nikki and i woke up from our slumber party and decided to go to the los angeles zoo.We picked up kylla and choritzo on the way too,After almost getting half of the front of my car ripped off by some big rig thinking he was the size of a geo metro, we stopped breathing in a panicked way and finally got to the los angeles zoo.
He only liked me for my grass. :(

2 arms don't make a gorilla.

It's all about interracial gorillas.

oh no he didn!

It took 10 years to figure out how to fit all our faces in this picture.
After that we enjoyed some saki and sushi and some b and j"s at burbank.
Saki is expensive. The End